Post #8- I'm so excited, I just can't fight it...

Another day, another post. To answer your question Mike the grass daydream was "pure" and needed no narcotic stimulation, no matter how crazy it may sound. Apparently everyone enjoyed the pesto story, I was indeed a little displeased with my abilities and to add to it someone had suggested that the pesto comes pre-made. This I know and I used that variety of pesto just apparently not enough. I also wanted to add onions, tomatoes, and mushrooms (because i'm cool like that).

Onto other things, I'm tearing at the seam with unstoppable joy. I'm like an over enthusiastic christian summer camp leader. Why? Tomorrow is the official release of the iPhone 4 and I will be getting one!!! AH! Really there is absolutely nothing else on my mind, but I'll try to conjure something up.

Today I was vacuuming out my car minding my own business when suddenly I was attacked by a bee. Mr. Herman A. Bee to be exact. As I was tediously combing through each individual fiber of my soon to be perfectly groomed interior Herman decides he's going to fly into the car and sit on my newly polished seat dangerously close to my hand. "Herman A. Bee you oughta' know better" (which was the moment Herman A. Bee became- Herman A. Bee) I said. With one swift assassin like motion I lowered the hose to the vacuum pointing it at Herman. In my head I realized that I had to make a cool pop-culture reference in order to elevate the B.A.ness of my action. The only thing I could think of was... "This is from... Matilde" and woosh gone Herman A. Bee was. Lost forever. I have an hour long drive to class and I couldn't help but think if somehow Herman found his way out of that vacuum and is in the garage plotting his revenge. I thought about what doom awaited me- possibly he used his bee cunning to hideout in the air ducts only to strike when I least expected. Herman's family suspect him dead after being missing for 5 hours (bee life goes much quicker than a human's). Despite how polite his family was to me at the funeral I knew that they were uneasy about my presence.

Further more said the Rebel... I think today was a good day. No rain, although it was very hot and I'm positive that I have third degree burns on my butt from the scorching hot car seat. Nonetheless, it still turned about to be a good day. How was yours?

A little update I mentioned my summons for Jury duty a couple of posts ago, well the case was dropped and I no longer have to go. The mystery of Jury Duty continues, maybe Gene Hackman didn't need me after all...

Well I got to go to bed early tonight if I want to beat the sun to the Apple Store! I would love to hear from you guys, FEEDBACK!! Lets get a comment record here or something! Ok, hope you enjoyed todays post and remember, help control the pet population have your pet spayed or neutered. Thanks

-Bob Barker

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-ToDD